$28.00
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This design pulls from retro sitcom aesthetics, bold geometry, and intentionally clashing neon tones. The yellow triangle creates motion and tension, while the pink lettering delivers a blunt, absurd message.
Wear it when everything’s fine. Or when it absolutely isn’t.
Key Details
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Classic ringer silhouette
• Bright pink hand-set style lettering
• Soft, breathable feel
• Unisex fit
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 137.2-144.8 |
